People of the World!

They have been long years of hard work. We have used the talent of the most awarded designers, the abilities of the most expert programers, the muscles of the most robust Sudanese slaves, the sophistry of the most merciless American lawyers. We have not skimped on resources! And here you can see, at last, the result..

Demogracia, the humour website that amuse little orphans' afternoons, has the pleasure of introducing its spectacular brand new design. A conceptual and somatic redefinition that will create the basis of a new generational idiosyncrasy never seen before in Human History.

When writing these lines we have already received congratulation telegrams from the most remarkable VIPs. The recently-elected President of the World, George Bush Jr., has briefly interrupted his latest execution to praise the defence of the institution of family and the Christian values this new design represents. The president of the Spanish government, Jose Maria Aznar, has sent us a box of chocolates and has expressed his admiration for our new graphical layout, using his excellent Catalan for Intimate Circles. Even His Holiness the Pope, Juan Pablo II, has left apart for a few minutes his latest condemnatory encyclical against oral sex to dedicate to us some compliments.

We feel emotion running through our veins when we realise the global applause given to our work, but that will not become a pretext to stop working. Nothing is enough for our beloved readers. Will keep on looking for the continuos improvement and we have already set our next goal: being the first web site that obtains the ISO-9000 quality certificate.

Dear readers, you are absolutely superlative.

—Alvaro G. Vicario (Executive Chairman of Demogracia, Inc.)